Tiffany Haddish Wants You to Flood Sports Illustrated With Letters So She Can Show Off Her Biscuits

Tiffany Haddish is done manifesting in silence — now she’s recruiting an army.

Mid-conversation on The Jason Lee Show, while flaunting her recent body transformation and glowing skin, the comedian drops a very direct request to fans. She’s been posting swimsuit pics left and right, and she wants that energy turned into official cover consideration.

“If you’re watching this, please write a letter to Sports Illustrated, and tell them that you want to see Tiffany Haddish in a two-piece with her biscuits out on the cover,” she says without hesitation.

The wild part? She’s treating this like a full campaign. Tiffany reveals she’s spent the last five months walking, talking, and dressing like a swimsuit model as part of her manifestation strategy.

No more waiting around — she’s putting in the work and now wants her fans to do the same. According to her, one handwritten letter counts as 5,000 opinions to the magazine. That’s a lot of biscuits on the line.

Jason Lee eats it up, calling her a “manifestation queen” and cheering her on. The two laugh about how she’s pretending her way into the gig until it becomes reality.

Tiffany ties it back to her younger self — the foster kid who ran track, dreamed of Olympic glory, and saw Tyra Banks on the cover and thought, “If she can do it from Inglewood, maybe I can too.”

She’s been shrinking down with weighted vests, hormone balancing (frankincense and myrrh, apparently), and serious discipline after hitting 182 pounds. Now she’s feeling herself and wants the world — or at least SI — to see it.

No vague “send positive vibes.” Tiffany is straight-up asking fans to grab a pen and make it official. It’s bold, unfiltered, and very on-brand for the woman who once married herself in Africa.

At this rate, Sports Illustrated better start clearing space on that cover.

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