Tiffany Haddish Begs Gay Bestie Jason Lee to Have a Baby With Her

Tiffany Haddish wants a baby — and she’s not shy about who she wants as the dad.

On the latest episode of The Jason Lee Show, the conversation flips from sweet friendship talk to full-on baby fever in seconds. After Jason admits he loves Tiffany and credits her with coaching him through self-love, she doesn’t miss a beat.

“I want us to have a kid,” she declares. “I think you are so beautiful.”

Jason laughs but plays right along. “I think your powers and my powers combined could make the most amazing human being. That kid would be a terror. Take one for the team, man!”

The two former foster kids then dive headfirst into co-parenting fantasy. Tiffany reveals she already bought two houses right next to each other so they can raise the baby side-by-side. Jason jokes the kid will be religiously confused — synagogue one weekend, T.D. Jakes’ church the next — but Tiffany stays locked in.

She says she doesn’t even need to carry the baby herself; she just wants to pour all her love into a child with him.

This isn’t random. Fans have been shipping them hard ever since a photo of the pair with a little boy named Major went viral, with everyone swearing the kid looks exactly like both of them. The clip of Tiffany and Jason laughing about it only pours gas on the fire.

The whole exchange stays playful and affectionate, with zero awkwardness. Tiffany’s unfiltered energy meets Jason’s willingness to entertain the chaos, and the result is equal parts wholesome and completely chaotic.

Two big personalities who came from nothing are now casually plotting to create life together — because why not?

At this point, someone needs to tell these two that “besties” usually stop at matching tattoos.