Kimi and Missè’s Cafe “Truce” Looked Civil — But It Felt Completely Fake

They clinked glasses, They said the right things. But something about Kimi and Missè’s café meeting felt very, very off.

The Birkin Bag Icebreaker.. The lunch started awkwardly but politely. Missè even admitted Kimi’s Birkin helped her “hate” her lunch date a little less.

They ordered burrata salad and tried to act normal. For a second, it almost looked like real progress.

Then Came the Non-Apology , Kimi opened up by saying the whole drama was “insignificant” and had been “magnified” into something it didn’t need to be.

Missè was honest in return: “I felt really sad and disrespected. I felt that you didn’t value my feelings.”

Kimi’s response? “Now I realize you’re much more sensitive, and I will be aware of that.”

This Wasn’t an Apology — It Was Damage Control…Let’s be real.

Kimi didn’t take back what she said in the cab after the winery. She didn’t admit dismissing Missè’s story about her brother’s murder was cruel. Instead, she basically told Missè she’s too sensitive.

Missè said she appreciated it and told the camera she was “happy to close that chapter.” But her face and tone suggested she was trying to convince herself more than anyone else.

This Pattern Has Been Building Since the Winery… This isn’t the first time these two have clashed over emotional depth.

From the moment Missè opened up at the winery, Kimi has made it clear she hates “Debbie Downer” energy and prefers to party through everything. The paint-and-sip in Episode 4 proved how quickly that attitude turns explosive.

The café lunch was supposed to fix it. Instead, it just papered over a crack that’s only getting wider.

The Group Is Already Watching Closely .. While Kimi and Missè were having their awkward peace talk, the rest of the ladies were split into two warring dinner parties — one gossiping hard, the other speculating about the gossip.

Myka looked deeply uncomfortable the entire time. Even Lottie joked about FaceTiming the other group to tell them to “stop bitching.”

Longleat Will Probably Blow It Up… The mid-season teaser already showed more tension coming at Emma’s Longleat estate.

With the whole group together again — including the “psychotic bitch” line we’ve been waiting for since Episode 1 — it feels inevitable that Kimi and Missè’s half-hearted peace will be tested immediately.

One wrong look, one careless comment, and that café clink of glasses could turn into another full-blown fight.

Right now, the truce looks more like a timeout than real resolution And in this group, timeouts never last long.